I seriously don’t even watch Game of Thrones (yet) but I am obsessed with these. Engagement rings, mayhaps?
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NECA Bioshock Infinite Sky-Hook Replica
Available for $79.99 from GameStop
“Can you imagine how much easier life would be with a Sky-Hook? Need a beverage — Sky-Hook. Gotta close the door — Sky-Hook. Want to move from one side of Columbia to the other or help disgraced Pinkerton agent Booker DeWitt save Elizabeth from being recaptured by Songbird — you guessed it — Sky-Hook.
It’s the only way to travel.
This life size 1:1 prop replica is exactly how the Sky-Hook would look in the real world. The Sky-Hook measures over 22″ in length and is nearly 11″ tall, it features motorized action that causes the gears and 3 hooks to spin when the trigger is squeezed
Details include supportive arm brace and highly detailed engravings as if this replica came directly from R.J. Pickwick Manufacturing. Authentic to in game model including all the screws, woodgrain, metal and leather textures. Highly detailed and game accurate.”
His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the paper cuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
